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A look at issues of today: A wedding, an FA Cup final and a skinful

PUBLISHED: 12:00 13 January 2018

Archant

When I heard that Prince Harry’s wedding didn’t earn us a bank holiday I was upset.

When they told us it was going to be on a Saturday and the FA Cup final day I was shocked. Now I have to wait for Prince George to tie the knot before I get to finish the spare room.

Now there are plans to extend pub opening hours on the day of the wedding.

Why are they doing this? Not, as I first thought, so they could simply hold the reception in a pub and save us taxpayers some money.

Home Secretary Amber Rudd said: “We want everyone to be able to make the most of such an historic occasion.”

If you want to make it a day to remember letting people drink so much they can’t might not be the best way to go about it.

Last week there was Windsor council leader Simon Dudley asking Thames Valley Police to clear away the homeless people from the town as that’s where the wedding will be. There was a backlash to this attitude on social media.

Now we hear the pubs will be open later.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Simon doesn’t hand out a few tenners saying, “Why don’t you get yourself a drink?” on the day of the event.

People always start drinking earlier on a cup final day and now you’re letting them drink later?

You could try a system where only royal fans get the later hours but football fans would find a way to sneak in, pretending to be a royalist.

You’ll see men in scarves saying, “Nah, I think it’s great Prince Harry is marrying Angela Merkel.”

May 19, 2018 will certainly be remembered.

Possibly not for the royal wedding but more as the day of the riots.

@mrstevenallen

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